Scales & Tails
Why is the top of the breasts called cleavage, and the bottom called the underboob? Following those rules, shouldn’t the top be called the Overboobs? Orderlies? Ovaries?

Why is the top of the breasts called cleavage, and the bottom called the underboob? Following those rules, shouldn’t the top be called the Overboobs? Orderlies? Ovaries?

So…
Many…
Boobies…

So…

Many…

Boobies…

It’s strange how she keeps both an hourglass figure, and a inquisition standard rack.

It’s strange how she keeps both an hourglass figure, and a inquisition standard rack.

What a pretty little gem.

What a pretty little gem.

Fuckin’ A that’s hot. 
It’s a good thing she had that Popsicle to cool down.

Fuckin’ A that’s hot. 

It’s a good thing she had that Popsicle to cool down.

Sigh*

I could do a joke pertaining to foxy ladies, but I’m not in the mood. 

Sigh*

I could do a joke pertaining to foxy ladies, but I’m not in the mood. 

If only these fiends had kept at it for a few more precious seconds, the world would have been a better place.
By a little bit I mean. Not like, ending world premature ejaculation scale.

If only these fiends had kept at it for a few more precious seconds, the world would have been a better place.

By a little bit I mean. Not like, ending world premature ejaculation scale.

I agree honey, it’s Beautiful.

I agree honey, it’s Beautiful.

Just so you know, I live on Babe Boulevard. This my next-door neighbor. Hi Kim!

Just so you know, I live on Babe Boulevard. This my next-door neighbor. Hi Kim!

I have a really tasteless joke planned. No, really, if humor was palatable, after sampling this, your taste buds would become taste enemies. 
That wasn’t the really bad one.
The really bad one is:

BOOBS! OM NOM NOM!

Told you.

I have a really tasteless joke planned. No, really, if humor was palatable, after sampling this, your taste buds would become taste enemies. 

That wasn’t the really bad one.

The really bad one is:

BOOBS! OM NOM NOM!

Told you.